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Simon Cowell wants to do a kind of X Factor for the general election. What if he gives it the full X Factor treatment: you know, the touching backstory, the soap opera background, get them dancing dressed like twats? Essentially, to shit on democracy (or at least a piss poor joke version of it) just like he has done culture. Would Gordon Brown do a SuBo? A GoBrow? Meh